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9.6.10

adventures in online dating


So, I broke down and got a Zoosk profile. Have you seen the commercials for Zoosk? I laugh every time... Anyway- if you are not familiar with it, what you do is create a profile, and then you can browse through other people, men in my case. Anyway, it goes by your area code and you can look at men up to 100 miles away.
On some of the profiles these guys have picked different questions that you can answer, called ice breakers. I haven't actually answered any but if I did, this is how some of them might go:

Guy #1: What makes you laugh?
Me: Your picture.
NEXT
Guy #2: What turns you off?
Me: Atheists.
NEXT
Guy #3: How do you feel about open relationships?
Me: Bad idea.
NEXT
Guy #4: Have you ever been in a food fight? What was/would be your food-weapon of choice?
Me: If it was with you, potato gun.
...
And after what seems like 5 million men- nothing. This might be hopeless.

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